Monday, November 30, 2009

I see by the snailpapers that someone born on April 7, 1949 would be 22,153 days old today....and that's a fact!

This is day number 22,153 for people born on April 7, 1949.

according to this fun calculator site:
http://www.bonkworld.org/index.php?action=show&id=45

Your 1,000th day was January 1, 1952!
Your 5,000th day was December 14, 1962!
Your 10,000th day was August 22, 1976!
Your 15,000th day was May 1, 1990!
Your 20,000th day was January 8, 2004!
Your 25,000th day will be September 16, 2017! IF YOU LIVE THAT LONG!Your 30,000th day will be May 26, 2031!
Your 35,000th day will be February 3, 2045! FORGET IT. YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT TO 2045.

Be grateful for every day that you are alive, all ye who are reading this. I know. I had a heart attack, nearly fatal, on the 22,143rd day of my life. It was scary!

http://www.bonkworld.org/index.php?action=show&id=45

Michael Wolff has not made up his mind about snailpapers yet.....

I see by the snailpapers and newser.com that Michael Wolff has not made up his mind about snailpapers yet.....

I see by the snailpapers....

A friend in Denver writes:

With the use of this new term snailpapers , we keep redefining the
vehicle... the tool. Does anyone even care about the content anymore?
I've given up on newspapers in general and get my news from
reedit.com, digg.com, and slashdot.org.

Only when there is something
of local interest do I read a copy of the local paper (and even then
it's digital). On my Kindle I used to get the Denver Post, the NY
Times, the International, and a few European papers. I gave up. It's
all old news by the time it reaches "print" and then it's not even as
in-depth as you'd expect.

Ranting...sorry :-)

8:20 PM in Denver

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Wikia entry states definition of snailpapers

http://itlaw.wikia.com/wiki/Snailpaper

I See By the Snailpapers ...

I See By the Snailpapers ... is the new name of this blog. See taglines below the title above for an explanation. We will be exploring the new interface between snailpapers and online news site. Not that one way of getting the news is better than the other, just different, that's all, and both are useful.

signed, "Samuel Marchbanks, Nov. 31, 2009"

Friday, November 27, 2009

Slowly, the concept of reading pixels instead of print seemed less and less unusual.-- David Pogue wrote that!

Slowly, the concept of reading pixels instead of print seemed less and less unusual.


DAVID POGUE, November 27, 2009, wrote that!

David Pogue going rogue... writes...."reading ...27 Nov 2009 ... David Pogue going rogue... writes...."reading pixels instead of reading print" ....

State of the Art - Some 2009 Technology That Won't Be Novel Long ...26 Nov 2009 ... The latest in technology from the Times's David Pogue. ... Slowly, the concept of reading pixels instead of print seemed less and less ...www.nytimes.com/2009/11/26/technology/personaltech/26pogue.html?... -

Novel Now, But Not For Long26 Nov 2009 ... By DAVID POGUE, The New York Times .... Slowly, the concept of reading pixels instead of print seemed less and less unusual. ...

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Novel Now, but Not for Long | Ocala.com | Star-Banner | Ocala, FL26 Nov 2009 ... DAVID POGUE. Published: Thursday, November 26, 2009 at 6:30 a.m. .... Slowly, the concept of reading pixels instead of print seemed less and ...www.ocala.com/article/20091126/ZNYT05/911263015?Title=Novel... -

David Pogue goes rogue..writes.."reading pixels instead of reading print" in the New York Times....edging closer to calling screen-reading by new word

David Pogue going rogue... writes...."reading pixels instead of reading print" in the New York Times....edging closer to calling screen-reading by a new name, not screening, he will never call it screening, but the fact that he said "reading pixels instead of reading print" means that he gets it, and in ten years he will accept a new word for "reading pixels" and it won't be reading anymore. Patience. Reading pixels is not the same as reading print. David Pogue said that! David? explain yourself!

www.nytimes.com

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Appreciate Your Loved Ones with A Gratitude Chain™ - Part II

Appreciate Your Loved Ones with A Gratitude Chain™ - Part II

FEBRUARY 12, 2008David J. Pollay, HappyNews Columnist
The second in a three-part series on building gratitude in your life.Last week I told you that when you increase your gratitude in life, you become happier and more successful. And I shared with you that one way to amplify your gratitude is to build Gratitude Chains™. You cultivate three things in the process of building a Gratitude Chain™: (1) Awareness of what and for whom you are grateful, (2) Curiosity about what they do that makes you grateful, or what makes something you value possible, and (3) Memory of what is good about these individuals or things by engaging in gratitude practices. And when you link together your Gratitude Chains™, you experience a powerful appreciation of the important people and things in your life. So let’s look at a Gratitude Chain™ applied to your personal life. You can start with your spouse, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or a friend. If you do not fully appreciate what they do and how they do it every day, step into their world. Here’s an example of a Gratitude Chain™ I created for my wife Dawn. Step 1: Cultivate AwarenessMy wife Dawn drives our daughters, Eliana (5) and Ariela (4), thirty-forty minutes each way to school, Monday through Friday. She often has to make two round-trips because the girls get out of school at different times. My girls receive the education we want for them because Dawn makes the drive every day. I did not truly experience gratitude for what she does until I made the trip a number of times myself. I became aware. I also did not fully understand the demands of a mother’s role until I spent entire days, morning until bedtime, with the girls. My gratitude increased when I realized how much love, patience, and stamina Dawn shows every day. In fact, I have an appreciation for all moms. I became aware.Step 2: Cultivate CuriosityI asked Dawn how she manages every morning to bathe, dress, feed, brush hair, put on sunscreen, make lunches, fill backpacks, and put on shoes for the girls so quickly. I wanted to know her secret (because truthfully, it takes me twice as long to do the same thing). I asked about her system for accomplishing everything. I learned the steps, but more importantly, I learned how much love, care and thought Dawn puts into each day with the girls. I became curious.Step 3: Cultivate MemoryEvery morning when I wake up I start my day by reciting everything I am grateful for, and Dawn is at the top of my list. My morning gratitude ritual helps me keep fresh in my mind all that Dawn does for our family each day. And I look for opportunities to recognize Dawn, big and small. One of my practices is to write her a note each day. My notes congratulate or thank her. And they always say that I love her. I commit my gratitude to memory by practicing gratitude everyday. I remember.Link Your Gratitude Chains™ TogetherGratitude Chains™ help to embed in your subconscious positive thoughts and feelings about who and what you care about; they keep your mind focused on recognizing everyone and everything important to you. And the more Gratitude Chains™ you have, the more you have the opportunity to influence your happiness.
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What if you created a Gratitude Chain™ every week? Could you imagine?! You would have at least fifty-two people or things in your life that would make you feel grateful.
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David J. Pollay is a syndicated columnist with North Star Writers Group, creator and host of “The Happiness Answer™” television program, an internationally sought after speaker and seminar leader, and the author of “Beware of Garbage Trucks!™ - The Law of the Garbage Truck™.” Mr. Pollay is the founder and president of TheMomentumProject.com, a strengths-based training and consulting organization with offices in Delray Beach, Florida and Washington, D.C. Mr. Pollay is also the associate executive director of the International Positive Psychology Association (IPPA). Email him at david@themomentumproject.com

The best vacation is a gratitude moment of but minutes. Imagine just hand-writing a regular US-mail thank you note to someone

The best vacation is a ''gratitude moment'' of but minutes. Imagine just hand-writing a regular US-mail thank you note to someone

Practicing a "Gratitude Moment". If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com, you can pick out a thank-you card

The best three minute vacation is a gratitude moment. Try hand-writing a snail-mail thank you note to someone who randomly crosses your mind to thank that

Teaching about Reiki and general energy work today, so i've decided to start the class with a gratitude moment. The students are writing down at least 5 ...

gratitude
We're doing another gratitude exercise in class today. (Good way to start a Monday, i think.) Here is my list:



1. I am grateful for the amazing weekend that I was able to enjoy. I heard so many tremendously insightful and inspiring speakers--I am truly motivated to kick my business into high gear!



2. I am grateful that I have a partner in my life who loves me for ME--not the way that I look. A dear friend confided in me some of the troubles that she's having in her relationship and i hurt so much for her. I know that when Brian looks at me and tells me that he loves me--he really means it.



3. I am grateful for a relatively stress-free commute this morning. Not too much traffic--hilarious radio show, and goo-goo eyes at Mister B.



4. I am grateful for the picnic we had on Sunday and the beautiful weather that accompanied it.



5. I am grateful the wonderful people at the Art Deco Society of LA who paid for Brian and i to be at the Avalon Ball in exchange for a few hours of volunteering.



6. I am grateful for the Blood Moon today and the further turning of the wheel. I will miss my Tuatha tonight, but I will be there with them in spirit.



7. I am grateful for my family's health. I have a happy, healthy daughter whom I cherish. She also has a very healthy sense of humor and absolutely cracks me up continuously.



8. I am grateful for the opportunity that I have to someday soon retire my Brian so that we can live with more time choices and in financial freedom.



9. I am grateful for a my breakfast this morning--one that i didn't have to make. ;) (Thanks, hun.)



10. I am grateful for a moderately clean kitchen. After dinner last night, we did something unheard of--we all went to the kitchen and, as a family, washed our dishes and put away the left-overs.



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Teaching about Reiki and general energy work today, so i've decided to start the class with a gratitude moment. The students are writing down at least 5 things for which they are grateful. Here are mine:



1. I am very grateful for being able to stop by and get some coffee and breakfast goodie this morning. While there, I was asked to donate a dollar towards breast cancer research/funding. I did so.



2. I am grateful for the wonderful time that I had last night gaming with my friends. Sure, it was a bit silly, and sure--it was a bit goofy. But those moments make for some of the best memories. Mahna, mahna.



3. I am grateful that Brian and i were able to make silly faces at one another while commuting to work this morning. We drive the same route for most of my commute (he turns off to pull into his work, while I continue on to mine.)



4. I am grateful for the chance to enjoy a mostly relaxing afternoon. I have some work to do regarding the school program here, but for the most part I can take things easy.



5. I am grateful to think that by this time tomorrow I will finally have my water turned back on (it should be on by this evening). A waterline busted on Sunday night and we've not had water at home since. Ick. So, I am actually looking forward to doing laundry and dishes.

Gratitude Moment

Gratitude Moment



Today, I had the pleasure of riding for a while with an inspiration of mine, Marianne Farrin, 62 years old, from New York City. We had some wonderful conversations and Marianne shared some most moving thoughts, along with part of the history, which brought her to this moment. While riding from Spokane to Missoula last week, she had what she describes as a"gratitude moment" during which she realized that all of her life's challenges have led up to this moment. Marianne is not doing the Big Ride to rock any boats; she is doing this to become more fully herself.



What led Marianne to accept the personal challenge posed by the Big Ride was the following quote: "You have to try something so difficult you can not do it unaided."






Marianne at the 7th Cavalry Memorial



For 40 years Marianne has been in the grandstands as a loyal supporter of her husband and 5 children. Now it was her desire to get out of the stands and into the arena, scoring the touchdowns and competing for the trophies. The Big Ride came along at the perfect time.



So when I asked her,"What does independence mean to you on this Independence Day?" her response was, "As I'm riding each day, I feel more strongly independent as an individual with a deep sense of inter-connectedness to All — God, nature, and humankind!"

GRATITUDE IS THE RIGHT ATTITUDE

GRATITUDE IS THE RIGHT ATTITUDE


In 1982, actor Kirk Douglas was asked to make a documentary highlighting the plight of the three million Afghanistan refugees who fled into neighboring Pakistan. That November, Douglas flew to Pakistan where he began meeting with refugees. Near the Khyber Pass he sat on the ground with the elders of an Afghan tribe as they shared a simple meal. Through an interpreter, Douglas told them: "In my country, today is Thanksgiving Day, one day every year that we set aside to give thanks for all that we have in life." After listening to Douglas, the leader of the elders, himself a refugee with an uncertain future, responded, "In my country, we give thanks every day."

That refugee's comment is insightful. The problem with having an "official" day of thanksgiving is that it compartmentalizes gratitude. The truth is that gratitude is the right attitude every day, all year long. In order to retain the spirit of Thanksgiving Day throughout the year, we need to express daily gratitude for the pleasures, courtesies and blessings which constantly come our way. Here are three simple suggestions for maintaining the attitude of gratitude each day:


1. Begin each day with a gratitude moment.

This is something which television entertainer Oprah Winfrey does. "The first thing I do when I wake up is pray, or meditate, for people who are more comfortable with that term. It's a time of solace in which I take a few moments to appreciate all I have," she says. Winfrey also pauses during the course of the day to offer gratitude. "Before I go down to tape the show, I do the same thing. I make a point of being alone so I can say thank you for this opportunity."


2. Express your appreciation.

Recently, Stephen, a resident of Seattle, was shopping at a large department store in the city. When the closing bell rang, the employees made quick exits, all except one. That retail clerk had been on his way out but when he saw Stephen, he placed his raincoat on a chair and helpfully answered questions about the item Stephen was interested in.

Impressed by that clerk's thoughtfulness, Stephen returned to the store the next day where he spoke with the store manager and expressed his thanks for the clerk's help. "Two weeks later I got a letter from the store clerk. He thanked me for going to the manager of the store and added: 'I have been promoted to the position of manager of my floor!'"


3. Always remember, it's never, ever too late to say "thank you."

Consider this woman who wrote advice columnist, Dear Abby, explaining: "I was one of those brides who didn't send thank-you notes for her wedding gifts. I didn't know very many members of my husband's family who had sent gifts, so I didn't know what to say."

Fifteen years later, the woman began writing notes to all who sent a wedding gift. If she didn't remember the specific gift, she simply thanked individuals for helping them when they were starting out as a couple. "I got more calls and letters! People were tickled that I had remembered them-even at that late date. It's never too late to say thank you," she concluded.


Finally, keep in mind that our English word thanks comes from the same Anglo-Saxon word for think. All we have to do is stop, think and then we will find many reasons to be thankful for the varied and diverse blessings which flow into our lives daily.

1. Begin each day with a gratitude moment.

1. Begin each day with a gratitude moment.

This is something which television entertainer Oprah Winfrey does. "The first thing I do when I wake up is pray, or meditate, for people who are more comfortable with that term. It's a time of solace in which I take a few moments to appreciate all I have," she says. Winfrey also pauses during the course of the day to offer gratitude. "Before I go down to tape the show, I do the same thing. I make a point of being alone so I can say thank you for this opportunity."

Every one of Leslie's classes begins with setting your intention and ends with a gratitude moment. She hopes to inspire her students to do the same wi

Every one of Leslie's classes begins with setting your intention and ends with a gratitude moment. She hopes to inspire her students to do the same with each and every day so the experience comes off the mat and into their lives.

"Gratitude Moments" '' More things I’m grateful for

"Gratitude Moments" '' More things I’m grateful for

1. The people I work with on a regular basis – and you know who you are, but just in case you don't, I plan to send you a small card soon to tell you about my feelings in a quiet "gratitude moment" – for being good role models as I discover what the future holds for me.

2. The supervisors and bosses who took a chance on me and helped me make my way tow here I am in my career now.

3. My family – You tease and nag me about all the time I spend on FacebBooks, Twitter, LinkedIn and my blog. But you’ve been behind me 100 percent as I’ve jumped into this or that new venture, and I really appreciate your support.


5. A quick "gratitude moment" for my trusty computer, yes, Old Faithful, you wonderful machine, you! You gave me a few scares this year, and you’re slowing down in your old age, but you still boot up every morning and haven’t crashed in who knows how long. Hang in there, we’ll get a new hard drive in you yet.

6. You! – That is to say: The readers of this blog about gratitude and our "gratitude moments". You’ve prodded me to write about things I never would have thought of on my own and in the process helped make this endeavor even bigger and more successful than I’d ever dreamed. Thanks!

"Gratitude Moments" '' More things I’m grateful for

"Gratitude Moments" '' More things I’m grateful for

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Research: "Gratitude Moments" Brings Health, Happiness

Research: Giving Thanks Brings Health, Happiness

Thanksgiving just once a year? Researchers say regular gratitude
promotes health, happiness

By MATT SEDENSKY
The Associated Press
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla.



Bill Golden survived more than 20 years in the Army and another 30 in
law enforcement. He fell sick with colon cancer, and at 86, he has an
artificial hip and arthritis in his knees.

Golden still gives thanks, though, and researchers say that
appreciative attitude can be good for you, too.

Academics have long theorized that expressions of thanks promote
health and happiness and give optimism and energy to the downtrodden.
Now, the study of gratitude has become a surprisingly burgeoning
field, and research indicates being thankful might help people
actually feel better. There's a catch, however: You have to say thanks
more than just once a year.

"If you don't do it regularly you're not going to get the benefits,"
said Sonja Lyubomirsky, a psychology professor at the University of
California, Riverside. "It's kind of like if you went to the gym once
a year. What would be the good of that?"

In recent years, researchers have tried to measure the benefits of
gratitude. In a National Science Foundation-funded study, Northeastern
University psychologist David DeSteno had participants complete an
arduous data entry task only to have it lost by computer malfunction.
Then, a lab assistant, seemingly unconnected to the study and claiming
to be in a hurry for their own experiment, restores the lost work.

The participant is dismissed, and bumps into the lab assistant, who
asks for help. DeSteno found those who had been helped by the
assistant, and were grateful for it, were more likely to return the
favor, and did so for longer than those in a group not helped.

"Gratitude leads people to act in virtuous or more selfless ways,"
said DeSteno, whose research was published earlier this year in the
journal Current Directions in Psychological Science. "And it builds
social support, which we know is tied to both physical and
psychological well being."

Robert Emmons, a psychology professor at the University of California,
Davis, said those who offer gratitude are less envious and resentful.
They sleep longer, exercise more and report a drop in blood pressure,
said Emmons, who wrote "Thanks! How Practicing Gratitude Can Make You
Happier."

Brenda Shoshanna, a New York psychologist, agreed.

"You can't be depressed and grateful at the same time," said
Shoshanna, the author of "365 Ways to Give Thanks: One for Every Day
of the Year." "It makes a person physically, mentally, in every way
healthier."

As for Golden, he doesn't pay much attention to the academics. He
simply acknowledges he's "one lucky dude," grateful for his two
children, two grandchildren, and his 89-year-old girlfriend.

So on Thursday, he and his family will gather around the table, hold
hands and say thank you.

"It's surprising what those two little words do for a person," he
said. "It's easy to say and it does a lot of good."

"101 Gratitude Moments in a Busy, Busy World" -- by Uncredited Author

"101 Gratitude Moments in a Busy, Busy World" -- by Allen DeMella (c) 2002
Published in hardcover and paperback by The Grateful Alive Press
Riverside, California, USA, out of print now

editor: Eleanor Epsteyne, PH.D.

===============================

1. Even when things look bad and you feel down and depressed about the future, and your future specifically, remember how magical and exciting it is just to be alive -- as a human being! a DNA miracle! -- on this living, breathing, beautiful Earth!

2. A "gratitude moment" is a gift to yourself. Make is a daily habit.

3. A "gratitude moment" is a gift to yourself.Make it real.

4. A "gratitude moment" is a gift to yourself. Make is a lifeline to your future.

5. "Gratitude moments" are for everyone. They are gifts for the taking, and giving for for the giving, too.

6. A "gratitude moment" can occur at any time of the day or night. It can even become a part of a dream scenario while you are sleeping. Sleep on it.

7. "A gratitude moment" is a non-binding contract between you and God. The more you make it a binding contract, the happier you will be. For sure.

8. "A gratitude moment" does not have to be expressed verbally or written down for it to have an effect. It can also be an unspoken, inner conversation between you and God.


9. Dr. Robert Emmons, Ph.D, a psychology professor at the University of California,
believes that those who offer gratitude to others and the universe are less envious and resentful. They sleep longer, he says, and they exercise more and even report a drop in blood pressure, according to Emmons, author of "Thanks! How Practicing Gratitude Can Make You Happier."

10. A recent Associated Press news report, published on Thanksgiving Day, reported that "Giving Thanks Brings Health and Happiness", adding in subheadline: "Thanksgiving just once a year? Researchers say regular gratitude
promotes well-being and is good for the soul."

11. Bill Golden survived more than 20 years in the U.S. Army and another 30 in
law enforcement. He fell sick with colon cancer, and at 86, he has an
artificial hip and arthritis in his knees. Golden still gives thanks, though, and researchers say that
appreciative attitude can be good for you, too. Golden, he doesn't pay much attention to the academics who write scholarly books about gratitude. He
simply acknowledges he's "one lucky dude," grateful for his two
children, two grandchildren, and his 89-year-old girlfriend.
So on Thanksgiving Day this year, he and his family will gather around the table, hold hands and say "thank you". "It's surprising what those two little words do for a person," he
said. "It's easy to say and it does a lot of good."


12. According to Matt Sedensky, a reporter for the Associated Press, academics have long theorized that expressions of thanks promote
health and happiness and give optimism and energy to the downtrodden.
Now, the study of gratitude has become a surprisingly burgeoning
field, and research indicates being thankful might help people
actually feel better. There's a catch, however: You have to say thanks
more than just once a year. Every day is best!

13. Gratitude must be expressed, verbally or non-verbally, often, repeatedly, for it to have an impact on your life. Says one psychology professor who has studied the subject: "If you don't do it regularly you're not going to get the benefits,"
according to Dr Sonja Lyubomirsky, at the University of
California. "It's kind of like if you went to the gym once
a year. What would be the good of that?"

14. "Gratitude leads people to act in virtuous or more selfless ways,"
says a recent research paper in Current Directions in Psychological Science, adding: "It builds
social support, which we know is tied to both physical and
psychological well being."

15. Robert Emmons, a psychology professor at the University of California,
says people take time to create "gratitude moments" verbally or nonverbally are less envious and resentful than those who don't. He says people who practice "gratitude moments" sleep longer, exercise more and report a drop in blood pressure.
Dr Emmons wrote a book titled "Thanks! How Practicing Gratitude Can Make You
Happier."

16. Dr Brenda Shoshanna, a New York psychologist, believes that
"gratitude moments" are important in modern life. "You can't be depressed and grateful at the same time," Dr Shoshanna, who wrote "365 Ways to Give Thanks: One for Every Day
of the Year."
, says, adding: "It makes a person physically, mentally, in every way
healthier."

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Sarah Palin's "memoir" -- why the math does not add up for HarperCollins the publisher

Here's why: according to Sarah Weinman's post on Daily Beast: CAPS INDICATE THIS BLOGGER'S NOTES:

''Within the CORRUPT book industry, figures for both print runs and pre-orders are notoriously inaccurate, AND THIS INCLUDES FAKED STATS AND FIGURES FOR SARAH PALIN'S BOOK FROM VERY SAVVY PUBLISHER HARPERCOLLINS. Publishers OFTEN inflate print-run figures IN ORDER TO IMPRESS REPORTERS AND GET FRONT PAGE COVERAGE FOR AN ALLEGED BESTSELLER WHICH IS IN FACT NOT A BESTSELLER, SEE NANCY REAGAN's 1989 MEMOIR THAT WAS REPORTED TO BE A BESTSELLER WITH 400,000 BOOKS SOLD BUT A YEAR LATER IT WAS REPORTED ON PUBLISHERS LUNCH THAT IN FACT MOST OF THE BOOKS HAD BEEN RETURNED BY BOOKSTORES AS UNSOLD AND REMAINDERED, LET THIS BE A LESSON HERE -- a good rule of thumb is that the actual print run is half of what's reported -- so the ALLEGED 1.5 million-copy press run of ''Going Rogue'' is likely closer to 750,000 AND MORE LIKE 300,00. The Amazon-Target-Walmart price war has made cheap copies plentiful, but their sites' FAKED AND HYPED "bestseller" rankings indicate high velocity, not necessarily high sales; if several hundred copies of Going Rogue were rapidly pre-ordered, the book would shoot up in the rankings.''

THAT LAST SENTENCE SAYS IT ALL. THIS IS HOW PUBLISHERS and THEIR PR MAVENS GAME THE SYSTEM AND GAME THE MEDIA, AND NOBODY EVERY KNOWS. THEY DID IT WITH THE RON PAUL BOOK, THE STEVEN WOLFRAM SCIENCE BOOK, THE NANCY REAGAN 1989 BOOK and NOW THEY ARE DOING WITH SARAH PALIN's ghostwritten "memoir". FAKERY ABOUNDS. READ BETWEEN THE LINES, EVERYONE, read between the lines.

A YEAR FROM NOW, WE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH, PALIN'S BOOK BOMBED, BUt a year from now, it will not be news and nobody will care. the time to care is NOW!

AS IF

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Letter to Editor: Technology Review: Nov.-Dec. 2009 issue: ON READING VS SCREENING in FUTURE




my brief LETTER TO THE EDITOR at Technology Review at MIT in Boston finally made it into the magazine's print edition, after six
months of trying to get it in. Photocopy of the letter is above: taken by Jessica, a student at National Chung Cheng University in Taiwan, where the magazine is sold in the college bookstore. Thanks you, Jessica!

http://www.technologyreview.com/article/23697/

Letters from Our Readers

The Way We Read Now

[One reader was intrigued by the potential of a new pressure-sensitive
touch screen ("A Touch of Ingenuity," September/October 2009) that
could be used in e-readers.]

Dear Editor,

I wonder if in the future we might need a new word to differentiate
the kind of reading we do on computer or e-reader screens from the
kind of reading we do on paper. I have heard a few new terms being
bandied about on the Internet: screen-reading, browsing, skimming,
scanning, even "diging." Reading is reading, of course. But we might
not be "reading" the new and improved newspapers and magazines of the
future. We might be "screening" them.

Dan Bloom
Chiayi City, TaiwanOn Wed, Oct 21, 2009 at 12:45 PM, Dan Bloom

2. Does Sarah Palin suffer from speech disorder called dysfluency, aka "anacoluthon? Does this explain why she speaks so weird in interviews?

An expert on speech and language disorders, but not a medical doctor, tells me:

Sir,

Although I think it's fair to say that during interviews (that is, in
unscripted speech) former Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin has sometimes exhibited dysfluency (a
general term for speech that isn't smoothly delivered or grammatically
well formed), I'm not qualified to judge whether she suffers from a
chronic speech disorder. (Anacoluthon, by the way, is not usually
considered a chronic disorder; rather, it's an occasional practice that we
may all fall into--especially in times of stress
.) For a credible
diagnosis of Ms Palin's speech patterns, you really should consult with a speech-language pathologist,
not a rhetorician.

Sincerely,

A Rhetorician in the USA



=================

SEE

Sarah Palin suffers from speech disorder called dysfluency, aka "anacoluthon? -- this explains why she speaks so weird in interviews?



Sarah Palin suffers from a speech disorder called dysfluency, aka "anacoluthon -- this explains why she speaks so weird in run-on sentences in interviews on TV and in newspapers. She is not stupid. She sufferse from anacoluthon, a disorder in speech that impacts about 5 percent of people in any country.

"anacoluthon"



Definition:
An incoherent statement (a type of dysfluency also known as a
syntactic blend) or a deliberate rhetorical effect (a figure of
speech) created by an abrupt change in a sentence to a second
construction inconsistent with the first. Plural: anacolutha.

Etymology:
From the Greek, "inconsistent"


example

"John McCain's maverick position that he's in, that's really prompt up
to and indicated by the supporters that he has."
(Sarah Palin, failed vice presidential debate, Oct. 2, 2008)


"[Heinrich] Lausberg's definition makes anacoluthon a figure of style
rather than a (sometimes expressive) stylistic weakness. As an error
in style it is not always obvious. Ex: 'He couldn't go, how could he?'
Anacoluthon is only frequent in spoken language. A speaker begins a
sentence in a way implying a certain logical resolution and then ends
it differently. A writer would begin the sentence again, unless its
function were to illustrate confusion of mind or spontaneity of
reporting. Both functions are characteristic of interior monologue,
and to the extent that Molly Bloom's monologue [in Ulysses, by James
Joyce] consists of a single unpunctuated sentence, it contains
hundreds of examples of anacoluthon. '. . . I suppose she was pious
because no man would look at her twice I hope Ill never be like her a
wonder she didnt want us to cover our faces . . .'"
(B. M. Dupriez and A. Halsall, Dictionary of Literary Devices, Univ.
of Toronto Press, 1991)

Pronunciation: an-eh-keh-LOO-thon

Also Known As: a broken sentence, syntactic blend
posted by dan at 4:05 AM

Sarah Palin book "Going Rogue" Mis-reported as "bestseller" by media?

SATIRE! THIS IS SATIRE! THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS STORY: IT WAS NOT FACT CHECKED OR WRITTEN BY A REAL BLOGGER. IT IS ALL DONE IN FUN AND JEST. HAPPY THANKGIVING EVERYONE AND LET's PROGRESS THIS PALIN STORY. OKAY?

Sarah Palin book "Going Rogue" is being Mis-reported as a bestseller by the U.S. media they use pre-order NON-SALES in their story, which are not sales, just pre orders. most of the pre-orders will be returned unsold.

The American media is basically lying to the American public about Sarah Palin's book GOING ROGUE and its "faked" sales stats.

Here is the story. Read between the lines. SEE CAPS FOR ANNOTATED NOTES FROM BLOG:

Unknown source: Palin book pre-orders big in first week


NEW YORK — Sarah Palin appears well on her way to becoming an ALLEGED HYPED FAKE
million-selling author.

"Going Rogue" allegedly reportedly according to PR reps of Palin and publisher sold 17, 700,000 copies — a number that includes massive amounts of pre-orders —— AND PRE.ORDERS DOES NOT MEAN SALES OR BOOKS PAID FOR IT JUST MEANS BOOKS PRE,ORDERED ONLINE AND NOT PAID FOR YET IT IS A SCAM RUN BY AMAZON IN COLLUSION WITH BOOK PUBLISHERS TO DRUM UP PR FOR THEIR BOOKS AND THEREFORE INCREASE REAL BOOKS SALES IN REAL BOOKSTORES -- in its first week of release, according to a publishing official close HOW CLOSE? WHO WAS IT HER PR TEAM? to the former Alaska governor WHO QUIT THE GOVERNORSHIP LAST SUMMER. The UN-NAMED official was not authorized to release the sales figure OF COURSE NATURALLY SINCE THE SALES STATS ARE A FIB BASED ON PRE-ORDER NONSENSE FROM AMAZON's HYPE MACHINE AND USA MEDIA KNOW THIS FULLY and asked not to be identified. WE KNOW WHO SHE IS!

Palin's memoir came out Nov. 17 with aN ALLEGED first printing of REPORTEDLY 1.5 million copies. On Friday, publisher announced that the printing would be increased to allegedly 2.5 million. BUT HOW MANY COPES WILL BE RETURNED UNSOLD AND REMAINDERED, JUST LIKE THE NANCY REAGAN MEMOOR OF the 1990s? REMEMBER THAT ONE. MEDIA SAID SAME THING AT FIRST< LATER TOOK IT ALL BACK. stay tuned.

Few nonfiction books have debuted so well. BUT THOSE ARE NO SALES FIGURES FOR BOOKS SOLD, THOSE ARE JUST PRE-ORDERS BASED ON AMAZON PRE.ORDER BULLSHIT SALES HYPE STATS. In 2004, Bill Clinton's "My Life" sold more than 19,900,000 copies in its first week. BASED ALSO ON PRE.ORDERS AND HOW MANY OF THOSE 19,900,O0O WHERE RETURNED UNPAID FOR? AMERICAN MEDIA and nice JOURNOS, HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND GOD REST YE MERRY SOULS BUT SOME OF YOU ARE FIBBING HERE TO THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. WHY? STRETCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG THE TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH. why?

O, yes, this is America. land of the PR hype! go sarah go!

Snailpaper Circulation May Be Worse Than It Looks

Snailpaper Circulation May Be Worse Than It Looks


says THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
on November 22, 2009


SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- While U.S. newspapers are losing subscribers at a staggering rate, a few snailpapers ]GOOGLE TERM] stand out because their circulation is rising. But they aren't necessarily selling more copies.

Here's why: Since April 1, new auditing rules have made it easier for snailpapers to count a reader as a paying customer.

These looser standards are especially helpful to a snailpaper if it sells an ''electronic edition.'' That can include a subscriber-only Web site, such as what The Wall Street Journal has, or it can be a digital replica of a snailpaper's printed product. Several dozen publications, including USA Today, sell access to these daily ''e-editions'' that show how the news was laid out in print edition of the snailpaper itself.

Under the new auditing standards, if a newspaper sells a ''bundled'' subscription to both the snailpaper and electronic editions, the publication is often allowed to count that subscriber twice.

READ MORE HERE:

If not for these rules, the industry's numbers would look even worse. Average weekday circulation at 379 U.S. newspapers fell 10.6 percent during the six months ending in September. That was the steepest decline ever recorded by the Audit Bureau of Circulations, the organization that verifies how many people are paying to read publications.

It's not clear what the numbers would have been under the old auditing standards. But the effects of the new rules were widespread. There were 59 newspapers that listed at least 5,000 electronic editions in their weekday circulations, according to an Associated Press review of the figures filed with the ABC for the April-September period. In all but a few instances, the number of electronic subscribers was substantially higher than a year ago.

The decline in newspaper circulation has several causes. Many publications have intentionally reduced the range of their deliveries, cutting out exurbs or distant parts of their states where they sold relatively few copies. Higher prices for home delivery and newsstand copies also have driven some readers away. Publishers are betting they can keep their most loyal readers and are charging them more to help offset their crumbling ad sales -- the main source of newspaper revenue.

Nevertheless, many newspapers are still offering discounts to bolster their circulation so they don't risk losing even more advertising revenue. The size of the audience is one factor marketers consider when they buy ads.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal was among the newspapers whose weekday circulation rose from the same time last year. Nevada's largest newspaper saw its average weekday circulation rise 6.6 percent, or nearly 11,000 subscribers, to 175,841. It was a remarkable improvement, given that weekday sales of its print edition fell by 12,000 copies and Las Vegas ranks among the cities hardest hit by the Great Recession.

How did it happen? The Review-Journal's circulation this year included 23,132 electronic editions compared with just 511 at the same time last year.

The big difference didn't occur because that many more people suddenly decided to buy the Review-Journal's digital replica of its print edition.

The change happened because the price the newspaper was charging for the online replica -- it costs print customers an extra 50 cents per week -- hadn't been high enough to qualify as paid circulation until the ABC's April change. That let newspapers define their paying readers as anyone who spends at least a penny for a copy. Previously, a newspaper copy had to sell for at least 25 percent of the basic price to qualify as paid circulation.

The ABC said it changed the rules to reduce its auditing costs and ''provide greater pricing and marketing flexibility'' for publishers.

Steve Coffeen, the Review-Journal's circulation director, said it makes sense to count the bundled subscriptions twice, as well as other people buying the electronic edition at a sharp discount, because it provides a complete picture of the newspaper's paying audience. Advertisers generally prize readers who pay for a publication, reasoning they are more likely to peruse it.

''It's important to show advertisers we are fighting the good fight and using other platforms to reach readers,'' Coffeen said.

That rationale makes sense to Randy Novak, director of newspaper strategy for NSA Media, one of the nation's largest buyers of newspaper ads. He doesn't see much difference between readers who are getting the newspaper at a deep discount or the standard price. He wants to reach people who care enough about the newspaper to be willing to pay for it at all.

However, another big buyer of newspaper ads says the new ABC rules made the reported circulation numbers less credible.

''You really have to do your homework now and ask newspapers about how much double counting is going on,'' said Allison Howald, U.S. director of print investment at PHD Media.

A surge in digital sales propelled the York Daily Record in Pennsylvania to a 16.5 percent increase in weekday circulation -- the highest among dailies selling at least 50,000 copies. The Daily Record listed 10,073 electronic editions in its latest circulation of 55,370. At the same time last year it counted just 42 electronic editions in its circulation of 47,549.

In most cases, the electronic edition is a replica of the printed product, right down to the ads. The technology even makes it possible to simulate the act of turning the pages of a paper edition. Most electronic editions are sold at a small fraction of the price for the printed edition, partly because publishers don't have to pay for newsprint or fuel to deliver the copy.

Web subscriptions were pivotal in The Wall Street Journal's growth over the past decade. The digital sales are the main reason that the Journal surpassed USA Today as the top-selling U.S. newspaper in the April-September period. USA Today, owned by Gannett Co., still holds the edge in print circulation.

The Journal charges its print subscribers an additional 40 cents per week for unrestricted access to its Web site. Journal spokesman Robert Christie wouldn't comment on whether the new rules for counting subscribers contributed to a 14 percent increase in the newspaper's 407,002 digital subscribers. Including the print side, the Journal's total circulation edged up by just 0.6 percent to 2.02 million.

''We followed the ABC's rules and methodology,'' Christie said.

Some newspapers that posted circulation gains say they are picking up readers who feel abandoned by bigger publications. Cutbacks at newspapers in Atlanta, Charlotte, N.C., and Nashville, Tenn., contributed to most of the 2 percent increase at the 70,000-circulation Chattanooga Times Free Press in Tennessee, said Publisher Tom Griscom. ''We are keeping an eye on print and not letting it drift away,'' Griscom said.

A reduced emphasis on print at The Detroit News and the Detroit Free Press, which now deliver to homes only three days a week, also helped Michigan's Oakland Press increase its weekday circulation 7 percent to 68,067. But electronic sales were the main factor. The newspaper listed 6,500 more electronic editions in its latest circulation numbers than it did a year ago, offsetting a slight decline in print.

New York Times to create online letters to editor section for unlimited number of letters to editor of the Times, a kind of letters blog

Thomas Feyer knows all about this and will announce news soon.

The Times has decided to take a reader's suggestion and create an online section of the Times website that will be devoted entirely to letters to the editor on topics discussed in the Times in the past few days or weeks, and letters will be subject to editing and verification by tel number verify and email verify so no flames and no fake names allowed, and letters must be around 150 words maximum, maybe 300 in a stretch, and they must be coherent and literate letters to the editor. They will NOT appear in print edition of the NYTimes snailpaper edition. Only online. They will be edited, and not all letters will be accepted. But most will be. Approx 25 to 50 letters will be posted per day on the Times website, that's about 300 letters per week, 1200 per month, only online. You can begin practicing by sending sample letters to the online edition of the Times here in the comments section.

As soon as the Times letters editor since 1999 Thomas Feyer makes his announcment, the section will be up and running. Good idea? yes! About time, too!


THOMAS FEYER

Last September, as letters editor of The Times, I used some of this space for an essay called "To the Reader," introducing myself and outlining the mission and the mechanics of the letters page. Now I want to introduce our new letters section online that will print letters to the editor on our online website only and not in the print edition. The print edition letters policy will remain the same. But now you can send email letters here too. And see 25-50 letters online each day. From you and you and you. And you don't need to be a credentialized VIP to get in here. In the print edition, we only print VIP and PHD people. Sorry. We have standards you know.

But for the online edition, we will verify all letters by phone and email, and anyone can write in. This is the new New York Times.

It seemed to strike a chord, and scores of readers wrote back. Many were pleased to learn that the anonymous editor had a name. Some were grateful for the advice; others were amused, acerbic, occasionally even dyspeptic. I had my 15 minutes of fame: a flurry of dissection on the Internet; an interview on TV that lasted, well, about 15 minutes. We printed two letters in response ? pro and con, naturally.

But readers, new and old, send in questions (and even complaints!) about the letters page almost every day, and so a refresher course may help. This is an attempt to answer some frequently asked questions.

I've submitted many letters, but none have been published. How can I improve my chances?

Thanks largely to the ease and ubiquity of e-mail, letters submissions (and a lot besides) come in relentlessly, round the clock, from around the country and around the world, at a rate of roughly a thousand a day. My small staff and I try to read them all, but we can publish only about 15 letters a day.

While the odds are long, some letter writers seem to know how to shorten them. Here are some tips: Write quickly, concisely and engagingly. We're in an age of fast-moving news and virtually instant reaction; letters about an especially timely topic often appear within a day or two (and almost always within a week).

At times, some big stories generate hundreds of letters a day ? Sept. 11 (at one point we were getting hundreds an hour), the war in Iraq, politics, to name a few. When you write about a particularly contentious issue, bear in mind that many others do so as well. We can try to capture a sense of what's on readers' minds, but we can't be comprehensive.

Your suggested length for letters is about 150 words. Why so short? (Or, as one writer put it after I cited the brevity of the Gettysburg Address, "Why does Lincoln get 250 and the rest of us a measly 150?")

Ideally, the letters page should be a forum for a variety of voices, and that means letting a lot of readers have a turn. With our limited space, we have room for letters that make their case with a point or two, but not for full-length articles. (For those, try our neighbors at the Op-Ed page.)

Once in a while, a particularly eloquent, newsworthy or pointed letter is allotted Lincolnesque space in print, but that is the exception.

You've said that the letters page "does not have a political coloration of its own." Yet liberal opinion seems to dominate, and conservatives seem to have a lesser voice. Why?

In selecting letters, I try to present a fair sampling of reader opinion, as well as a balance of views, pro and con. Writers to The Times ? by no means all, certainly, but a clear majority ? tend to be liberal, often vociferously so. Among our letter writers, critics of the Bush administration, especially over the war in Iraq, outnumber its defenders by a substantial margin.

On same-sex marriage, to cite another example, proponents far outnumber opponents among our letter writers. But there is more of a divide on other national issues, like abortion, affirmative action and immigration.

We welcome opinions from all sides: the majority, the dissenters, the contrarians. While I naturally have to use my judgment, it's not my opinion that determines the complexion of the page, it's yours.

Do you edit letters?

We reserve the right to edit for space, clarity, civility and accuracy, and we send you the edited version before publication. If your letter is selected, we will try to reach you and ask a few questions: Did you write the letter? (We're not amused by impostors.) Is it exclusive to The Times? (It should be.) Do you have a connection to the subject you're writing about? (Readers should be able to judge your credibility and motivation.)

What is your responsibility for ensuring that facts cited in letters are accurate?

Letter writers, to use a well-worn phrase, are entitled to their own opinions, but not to their own facts. There is, of course, a broad gray area in which hard fact and heartfelt opinion commingle. But we do try to verify the facts, either checking them ourselves or asking writers for sources of information. Sometimes we goof, and then we publish corrections.

Why are there so many letters from people with credentials or titles after their names?

These come in many flavors: an official's response to criticism; a statement of policy, printed for the record or for its news value; a view that we feel adds an interesting perspective or expertise to the debate.

As with any letter, writers speak only for themselves or their organizations; publication should not be taken as an endorsement of that view by The Times. The aim is to stimulate discussion, not end it.

A personal note, for those who've asked: I've been an editor at The Times for 23 years and counting, nearly 5 as letters editor, and a New Yorker since early childhood. I was born in Budapest, Hungary, in 1953 and came to America with my parents ? survivors of Nazism and refugees from Communism ? in 1957. Five years later, we swore an oath as naturalized American citizens.

Perhaps unsurprisingly, then, my core belief as letters editor is that healthy, informed debate is the lifeblood of a strong democracy. Other than that, I'm an avid Times reader, just like you. If what's in this newspaper interests you, it interests me.

Sarah Palin suffers from rare speech disorder called dysfluency, aka "anacoluthon -- this explains why she speaks so weird in interviews

WORLDWIDE PALIN NEWS SCOOP

Sarah Palin suffers from rare speech disorder called dysfluency, aka "anacoluthon -- this explains why she speaks so weird in run-on sentences in interviews on TV and in newspapers. She is not stupid. She sufferse from anacoluthon, a disorder in speech that impacts about 5 percent of people in any country.

"anacoluthon"



Definition:
An incoherent statement (a type of dysfluency also known as a
syntactic blend) or a deliberate rhetorical effect (a figure of
speech) created by an abrupt change in a sentence to a second
construction inconsistent with the first
. Plural: anacolutha.

Etymology:
From the Greek, "inconsistent"


example

"John McCain's maverick position that he's in, that's really prompt up
to and indicated by the supporters that he has."

(Sarah Palin, failed vice presidential debate, Oct. 2, 2008)


"[Heinrich] Lausberg's definition makes anacoluthon a figure of style
rather than a (sometimes expressive) stylistic weakness. As an error
in style it is not always obvious. Ex: 'He couldn't go, how could he?'
Anacoluthon is only frequent in spoken language. A speaker begins a
sentence in a way implying a certain logical resolution and then ends
it differently.
A writer would begin the sentence again, unless its
function were to illustrate confusion of mind or spontaneity of
reporting. Both functions are characteristic of interior monologue,
and to the extent that Molly Bloom's monologue [in Ulysses, by James
Joyce] consists of a single unpunctuated sentence, it contains
hundreds of examples of anacoluthon. '. . . I suppose she was pious
because no man would look at her twice I hope Ill never be like her a
wonder she didnt want us to cover our faces . . .'"
(B. M. Dupriez and A. Halsall, Dictionary of Literary Devices, Univ.
of Toronto Press, 1991)

Pronunciation: an-eh-keh-LOO-thon

Also Known As: a broken sentence, syntactic blend

Reading in the Brain by Stanislas Dehaene in France

Reading in the Brain, book review of a new book by

By STANISLAS DEHAENE

Reviewed by Jonah Lehrer, jacket blurb by Dr Maryanne Wolf, Tufts University

Right now, your mind is performing an astonishing feat. Photons are
bouncing off these black squiggles and lines -- the letters in this
sentence -- and colliding with a thin wall of flesh at the back of
your eyeball. The photons contain just enough energy to activate
sensory neurons, each of which is responsible for a particular plot of
visual space on the page. The end result is that, as you stare at the
letters, they become more than mere marks on a page. You've begun to
read.



Seeing the letters, of course, is just the start of the reading
process. As the neuroscientist Stanislas Dehaene reveals in his
fascinating new book, Reading in the Brain, the real wonder is what
happens next. Although our eyes are focused on the letters, we quickly
learn to ignore them. Instead, we perceive whole words, chunks of
meaning. (The irregularities of English require such flexibility. As
George Bernard Shaw once pointed out, the word "fish" could also be
spelled ghoti, assuming that we used the gh from "enough," the o from
"women," and the ti from "lotion.") In fact, once we become proficient
at reading, the precise shape of the letters -- not to mention the
arbitrariness of the spelling -- doesn't even matter, which is why we
read word, WORD, and WoRd the same way.



In this clearly written summary of the field, Dehaene is primarily
interested in two separate mysteries. The first mystery is how the
individual human brain learns to read. What changes take place inside
our head between kindergarten and second grade, when most of us start
to take literacy for granted? How do we go from sounding out
syllables, carefully parsing the phonetics of each word, to becoming
fluent readers? And how does this incredibly complicated act become
automatic, so that evn ths sntnce cn b quikly undrstd?



Dehaene begins by introducing the reader to the "letterbox area," a
small bit of brain just behind the left ear. The crucial role of this
cortical part was first revealed by Mr. C, a 19th-century neurological
patient who, after a mild stroke, lost the ability to read. What made
Mr. C's case so peculiar is that his vision was perfectly fine; he
could make sense of objects and faces and even numbers. However, when
he opened up a book or glanced at a newspaper, the letters on the page
were utterly inscrutable, a mess of inchoate lines and curves. "He
[Mr.C] thinks that he has lost his mind," his doctor dryly noted.



Subsequent studies of patients with pure alexia -- they can see
everything but written language -- have located the specific contours
of the letterbox area. Not surprisingly, it takes up a significant
chunk of our visual cortex, as the invention of the alphabet seems to
have usurped brain cells previously devoted to object recognition.
(Dehaene refers to this process as "neuronal recycling.") He also
speculates that, while "learning to read induces massive cognitive
gains," it also comes with a hidden mental cost: because so much of
our visual cortex is now devoted to literacy, we're less able to
"read" the details of natural world.



But reading isn't just about seeing -- we still have to imbue those
syllabic sounds with meaning. This is why, once the letterbox area
deciphers the word -- this takes less than 150 milliseconds -- the
information is immediately sent to other brain areas, which help us
interpret the semantic content. Such a complex act requires a variety
of brain areas scattered across both hemispheres, all of which must
work together to make sense of a sentence. If any of these particular
areas are damaged, people tend to lose specific elements of language,
such as the ability to conjugate verbs or decipher metaphors.



One of the most intriguing findings of this new science of reading is
that the literate brain actually has two distinct pathways for
reading. One pathway is direct and efficient, and accounts for the
vast majority of reading comprehension -- we see a group of letters,
convert those letters into a word, and then directly grasp the word's
meaning. However, there's also a second pathway, which we use whenever
we encounter a rare and obscure word that isn't in our mental
dictionary. As a result, we're forced to decipher the sound of the
word before we can make a guess about its definition, which requires a
second or two of conscious effort.



The second major mystery explored by Dehaene is how reading came to
exist. It's a mystery that's only deepened by the recency of literacy:
the first alphabets were invented less than 4,000 years ago, appearing
near the Sinai Peninsula. (Egyptian hieroglyphic characters were used
to represent a Semitic language.) This means that our brain wasn't
"designed" for reading; we haven't had time to evolve a purpose-built
set of circuits for letters and words. As Deheane eloquently notes,
"Our cortex did not specifically evolve for writing. Rather, writing
evolved to fit the cortex."



Deheane goes on to provide a wealth of evidence showing this cultural
evolution in action, as written language tweaked itself until it
became ubiquitous. In fact, even the shape of letters -- their odd
graphic design -- has been molded by the habits and constraints of our
perceptual system. For instance, the neuroscientists Marc Changizi and
Shinsuke Shimojo have demonstrated that the vast majority of
characters in 115 different writing systems are composed of three
distinct strokes, which likely reflect the sensory limitations of
cells in the retina. (As Dehaene observes, "The world over, characters
appear to have evolved an almost optimal combination that can easily
be grasped by a single neuron.") The moral is that our cultural forms
reflect the biological form of the brain; the details of language are
largely a biological accident.



Deheane ends the book with a discussion of education -- he's a
supporter of phonics and ridicules the whole-language method, "which
does not fit with the architecture of our visual brain." It's an
interesting chapter, and it's always nice to see scientists grapple
with the practical implications of their work, but the most compelling
themes of the book remain rooted in basic science. As Deheane and
others have demonstrated, the brain is much more than the seat of the
soul -- it's also the fleshy source of our culture. By studying the
wet stuff inside our head, we can begin to understand why this
sentence has this structure, and why this letter, this one right here,
has its shape.


ED NOTE: Yes, Jonah, and why reading on paper surfaces is so different both mentally and emotionally from reading on screens, and this will be studied soon with MRI scans. Then we will know more about all this.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Barnes & Noble PR department tells me "nook" is lowercased in all cases and there is no "the" before the word, just "nook" -- got that Brad Stone?

Barnes & Noble PR department tells me "nook" is lowercased in all cases and there is no "the" before the word, just "nook" -- got that Brad Stone?

Dear Brad and David Pogue and John Markoff and Jenny Lee and Ashlee Vance and Vindu Goel and Brad Pitt and Eric Taub and Ms Cain Miller and Greg Cowles and Motoko Rich and Sam Tannenhaus at the New York Times:

I asked Barnes & Noble's PR dept corporate communications dept Ms Carolyn Brown [cbrown@bn.com] and she told me in no uncertain times that nook is lowercased, always, except when it is the first word in sentence, of course, and that it does not take a "the" before it.

She wrote to me when I asked whether USA newspapers and editors and bloggers should CAP or lowercase the word "nook" -- and she replied:

"It is all lowercase nook and just nook not the nook."

However, a friend of mine who knows a thng or two about writing, told me in a recent email: "For me - I'm in a state of rebellion against all these idiot PR firms coming up with non-capital letter names or bastardizing the language by capitalizing in the middle of names. Two of the worst examples are "nook" and "eDGe".


"I rebel for three reasons. First, it's damn hard to type this stuff and I resent being put through a typing test whenever I want to report on an item. Second, as far as not capitalizing the initial letter, as in "nook", it makes it very hard for the reader to figure out what's going on in a sentence without the capital. And third, by not capitalizing the name, it looks to most readers that I'm a sloppy typist and have made a typo, especially if it's the first word in a sentence, and this is not acceptable to me."


"So the bottom line is screw the PR people and I'm going to capitalize Nook and type eDGe as Edge. Tough!"

MORE HERE:

http://www.teleread.org/2009/11/22/teleread-editor-goes-into-state-of-rebellion

I wonder what James Fallows in Beijing would say about all this?

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Daily newspapers now called "snailpapers" by blogging humorist

Do you read your local snailpaper in print or do you do most of your news reading online now via computer screens or e-readers?

Dan Bloom in Taiwan notes that the Urban Dictionary has now accepted the word "snailpaper" to stand for the print editions of our local daily newspapers nationwide, which often, Dan notes, arrive at our doorsteps in the morning with news that is already 12 hours old.

http://zippy1300.blogspot.com/2009/11/thanks-for-your-definition-of.html



(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

Daily newspapers now called "snailpapers

Do you read the snailpapers or do you do most of your news reading online now?



Dan Bloom in Taiwan notes that the Urban Dictionary has now accepted the word "snailpaper" to stand for the print editions of our local daily newspapers nationwide, which often, Dan notes, arrive at our doorsteps in the morning with news that is already 12 hours old.

http://zippy1300.blogspot.com/2009/11/thanks-for-your-definition-of.html



(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."

Thanks for your definition of snailpaper!

Thanks for your definition of snailpaper!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snailpaper

Urban Dictionary

-----

snailpaper

(n.) - the print edition of the daily newspaper which arrives in the morning on your doorstep with news that is already old and stale by at least 12 hours

"I am sick and tired of reading the snailpaper edition of the New York Times! By the time it arrives, the front page is already old news. I much prefer reading the Times online website with the up-dated news as it happens."



This word was NOT coined by Dan Bloom. It was coined several years ago and has been used in many places already. Urban Dictionary just got wind of it, that's all. The word belongs to the culture at large.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Screen vs. Book

Screen vs. Book

Gary Frost, at his blog FotB (Future of the Book), offers up "ten popular fallacies of screen reading advocates" with his take on each one.

1. There is an analog/digital divide in the technologies of information transmission. (If there is any divide it is between paper and screen-based reading.)

2. There is something distinctive about being "born digital". (All information is born digital. How it grows up provides the distinction.)

3. We are experiencing a one-way transition from paper to screen. (It's actually a two-way, not a one-way transition.)

4. Screen based books can be equivalent to print books. (This assumption overlooks legibility, haptic efficiencies, default persistence and self-authentication attributes of print transmission that are not provided in screen reading.)

5. The only history is the future. (Every revolutionary functionality of the book awaits rediscovery out of the past.)

6. The print book is at best an accessory of screen-reading. (Screen reading and digital connectivity is an accessory, or bibliographic utility, of the print book.)

7. We can dismiss the functionality of the physical book because the attributes of screen reading are overwhelming. (Dismiss the attributes of the physical book and you also dismiss the functionality of sustained reading. The constraints of the physical book are instructional efficiencies that the nurture of reading skills of all kinds.)

8. Screen-based delivery of text is self-indexing and searchable. (Print, unlike screen text, is self-authenticating. Print text is immutable, content encompassed and a reliable witness, all opposite of screen characteristics. Touch screen voting, census automation and many other automated tabulations from traffic control to genetic modification confirm the importance of authentication.)

9. Change is speeding up, leaving the print book behind. (The digital technologies will also engender a Renaissance of print. Paradigm change occurred in the 19th century with the advents of instant telecommunication, electrical power, digital encoding, keyboard interface and photo imaging. Since then change has been slowing down)

10. Print reading will die off with aging readers. (Youthful readers are perennially attracted to audio and visual reading while mature readers perennially assimilate sustained print reading.)

Blogger says:
"I agree with Mr Frost that we are looking at technologies that at best supplement or complement the book. Any talk of replacement is utopian (or dystopian) and minimizes the significant role that the book has played throughout our history. Yes, change is good and welcome but replacement is bound to have enormous cultural consequences."

ten popular fallacies of screen reading advocates

1. There is an analog/digital divide in the technologies of information transmission. (If there is any divide it is between paper and screen based reading.)
2. There is something distinctive about being “born digital”. (All information is born digital. How it grows up provides the distinction.)
3. We are experiencing a one-way transition from paper to screen. (Its actually a two-way, not a one-way transition.)
4. Screen based books can be equivalent to print books. (This assumption overlooks legibility, haptic efficiencies, default persistence and self-authentication attributes of print transmission that are not provided in screen reading.)
5. The only history is the future. (Every revolutionary functionality of the book awaits rediscovery out of the past.)
6. The print book is at best an accessory of screen reading. (Screen reading and digital connectivity is an accessory, or bibliographic utility, of the print book.)
7. We can dismiss the functionality of the physical book because the attributes of screen reading are overwhelming. (Dismiss the attributes of the physical book and you also dismiss the functionality of sustained reading. The constraints of the physical book are instructional efficiencies that the nurture of reading skills of all kinds.)
8. Screen based delivery of text is self-indexing and searchable. (Print, unlike screen text, is self-authenticating. Print text is immutable, content encompassed and a reliable witness, all opposite of screen characteristics. Touch screen voting, census automation and many other automated tabulations from traffic control to genetic modification confirm the importance of authentication.)
9. Change is speeding up, leaving the print book behind. (The digital technologies will also engender a Renaissance of print. Paradigm change occurred in the 19th century with the advents of instant telecommunication, electrical power, digital encoding, keyboard interface and photo imaging. Since then change has been slowing down)
10. Print reading will die off with aging readers. (Youthful readers are perennially attracted to audio and visual reading while mature readers perennially assimilate sustained print reading.)

The snail version of the New York Times is printed daily on newsprint but by the time it arrives at your home or office it is old news already....

The snail version of the New York Times is printed daily on newsprint but by the time it arrives at your home or office it is old news already....

The snail version of the Times has has been mostly replaced by the New York Times Online. The snail version of the New York Times is read by those who are still unable to efficiently read text from a monitor or who don't own a computer and still use snail mail. These snail version readers, on the verge of extinction, feel the need to have all their information printed on paper, so they can slowly and methodically pore through the limited information at a snail's pace.

The snail version of the New York Times is read by exactly 137,137 people every day, all of them fellow journalists, news readers, anchormen and Sarah Palin, making it one of the most widely-read snail version newspapers in America.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Former Alaska newspaper editor penning Big Novel about Big State

OUTAKE/INTAKE -- not for public prints:

from a NEWSPAPER front page story yet to be written: imagined by
DB:

Former Alaska newspaper editor penning Big Novel about Big State, set
to be bestseller in 2012


He was born in Alaska and lived there for most of his life,
and for many years he ran the newspaper, the state's most
important newspaper. He was the editor-in-chief, a regular columnist
and a man about town. He knew everyone in the state, from state
politics in Juneau, to the oil people on the North Slope, to the
leaders of the indigenous Alaskan Natives whose ancestors have been in
Alaska for over 10,000 years -- Eskimoes and Indians from around the
vast state. He is Mr Alaska. And not only that, he is a
first-class writer, columnist, editorialist and editor. He knows the
newspaper business like few Americans know it today.

Now in middle age, he is writing a novel about his home state,
Alaska, a huge expansive novel
about, as he calls it in a recent blog post, "a novel about politics,
oil and corruption in Alaska 30 years ago."

Initial reaction from the blogosphere has been very positive:
"Sir," said one note, "Your writing is wonderful -- great dialogue,
descriptions, touches that are very engaging. This book has a great
chance to capture the American reading public's attention once it's
published, and your success as a novelist will certainly be in keeping
with your incredible career as an Alaskan and USA journalist.
With Palin on the national scene now and Alaska's profile boosted by
daily headlines about climate change, oil fields, Sarah Palin, and
even presidential politics, your novel is set to be a winner."



His novel, set to rival even James Michener's big book about the big
state, is certain to turn heads and shape the future. You will never
think about Alaska in quite the same way again.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Cellphone Apps Challenge the Rise of E-Readers and How We Screen Books On Screens

Cellphone Apps Challenge the Rise of E-Readers

By MOTOKO RICH and BRAD STONE, NYTimes PRINT reporters

With Amazon’s Kindle, screen-reading consumers can squeeze hundreds of books into a screening device that is smaller than most hardcover books. For some, that’s not small enough.

Many people who want to screen electronic books are discovering that they can do so on the smartphones that are already in their pockets — bringing a whole new meaning to “phone book.” And they like that they can save the $250 to $350 that they would otherwise spend on yet another gadget.

“These e-screeners that cost a lot of money only do one thing,” said Keishon Tutt, a 37-year-old pharmacist in Texas who buys 10 to 12 books a month to screen on her iPhone, from Apple. “I like to have a multifunctional device. I watch movies and listen to my songs.”

Over the last eight months, Amazon, Barnes & Noble and a range of smaller companies have released screen-reading software for the iPhone and other mobile screeening devices. One out of every five new applications introduced for the iPhone last month was a screenable ebook, according to Flurry, a research firm that studies mobile trends.

All of that activity raises a question: Does the future of screen-reading lie in dedicated devices like the Kindle, or in more versatile gadgets like mobile phones? So far, e-book software for phones does not appear to have cut into demand for single-function e-readers. According to the Codex Group, a consultant to the publishing industry, about 1.7 million people now own one, and that number could rise to four million by the end of the Hannukah season.

But there are already 84 million smartphones that can run applications in the United States alone, according to IDC, a research firm. Apple has sold more than 50 million iPhones and iPod Touches, which both run e-book software.

Apple itself doesn’t see the iPhone as the ultimate reading device. Next year, it is likely to further stir up the e-book market if, as expected, it introduces a tablet computer — a device bigger than a phone that will most likely run e-reader software along with other programs intended for the iPhone.

People once scoffed at the idea of reading a book on a 3.5-inch mobile screen. For many readers, though, sheer convenience trumps everything else.

“The iPod Touch is always at hand,” Shannon Stacey, who has written several romance e-novels, said. “It’s my calendar, it’s my everything, so my books are always with me.” Ms. Stacey, who also owns an early Sony Reader model, said she had now bought twice as many e-books for her iPod Touch as for her Sony.

While the Kindle, the Reader and the Nook, the Barnes & Noble device that will reach the market later this month, feature screens that use very little power and are close to the size of a page in a trade paperback, they have comparatively limited features, like gray-and-white reading displays and either partial Internet access or none at all.

Ian Freed, vice president for the Kindle division at Amazon, said customers still bought more books to read on the Kindle than they did for its iPhone application, though he declined to disclose figures. Amazon is working on e-reading software for the BlackBerry and for Macintosh computers; it introduced software for Windows PCs last week.

“It’s a surprisingly pleasant experience to read on a small screen,” said Josh Koppel, a founder of ScrollMotion, a New York company that has made some 25,000 e-books available through Apple’s App Store and has sold more than 200,000 copies.

Companies like ScrollMotion and BeamItDown sell books in the form of individual applications, so novels like “Twilight” by Stephenie Meyer show up right in the App Store. Amazon and Barnes & Noble give away e-reading software instead; users buy the actual books through the browser on a phone or PC.

Publishers are now rushing to develop new forms of books to cater to readers who will see them on smartphones — books that will not work on today’s stand-alone e-readers. When Nick Cave, the rock musician, wrote his second novel, “The Death of Bunny Munro,” he and his British publisher, Canongate, worked with a multimedia company to develop an app for the iPhone that incorporated not just the text but also videos, music composed by Mr. Cave and audio of the author reading the book.

“What you can do with graphics and moving images creates a lot of possibilities for a publisher that have never existed before,” said Jamie Byng, Canongate’s publisher.

Of course, e-readers like the Kindle and the Nook will evolve as well, most likely adding color to their reading screens.

But in the meantime, Amazon executives say that the limitations of the Kindle actually make it more attractive for reading.

“The Kindle is for people who love to read,” Mr. Freed of Amazon said. “People use phones for lots of things. Most often they use them to make phone calls. Second most often, they use them to send text messages or e-mail. Way down on the list, there’s reading.”

Indeed, Sarah Wendell, an administrative assistant in Manhattan who blogs about romance novels, said that although she used the iPhone to read while on a coffee or lunch break, she still used her Kindle during her one-hour commute from New Jersey.

For long reading sessions, she said, the iPhone is “a small screen, and my eyes would start to hurt, even though I crank the text up to grandma or great-grandma size.”

Travis Bryant, director of digital products for Keen Communications, a small publisher in Birmingham, Ala., said he had gotten a surprising amount of reading done while waiting in lines. Mr. Bryant said he had recently read “The Shack,” the best-selling Christian allegorical novel, as well as “The Templar Legacy,” a historical thriller by Steve Berry, on his iPhone.

But Mr. Bryant acknowledged that the iPhone, while convenient, did not serve every reading purpose. “I’ve got a 3-year-old at home, and he really digs books,” Mr. Bryant said. “I remembering pilfering my parents’ shelves, and if everything is on the iPhone, he’s just not going to have that visual temptation. So we keep the shelves loaded.”

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Monday, November 16, 2009

I screened Hemingway's ''Old Man and the Sea'' last night on my Kindle.

I screened Hemingway's ''Old Man and the Sea'' last night on my Kindle.

I'm screening Hemingway's ''Old Man and the Sea'' right now on my Kindle.

I'll screen Hemingway's ''Old Man and the Sea'' on my Kindle this weekend.

I could have screened Hemingway's ''Old Man and the Sea'' last night on my Kindle, but I didn't have time.

I prefer screening Hemingway's ''Old Man and the Sea'' on my Kindle than reading it in the paper edition. I just prefer screeing books these days.

Boston Globe headline, June 19, 2009: "I screen, you screen, we all screen" (column by Alex Beam on paper books and e-books)

I still enjoy reading a good book printed on paper, but I feel that the screen is also very inviting, comfortable, adjustable, convenient, magical. I think I'm done with paper books for now.

"Screening" is the new "reading."

"Reading on paper is going the way of the dodo. Screening on a Kindle or a nook is the future. Everyone will get used to it, you'll see. The 21st Century is the Screen Age." -- overheard at a watercooler in Manhattan on November 15, 2009.

The ICU Ward at St. Martin De Porres Mercy Me Hospital In Taiwan Where This Blogger Experienced A Blissful Morphine-induced Pre-Death Experience



You never think it's going to happen to you until it does. And it did. Still, all in all, I am alive, and consider the alternatives!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Urban Dick, slang for the UrbanDictionary.Com

Urban Dick, slang for the UrbanDictionary.Com

Urban Dick
(n.) -- Nickname, in a friendly and easy-to-pronounce form, for a popular online dictionary called the Urban Dictionary.

Example

"I love seeing the new definitions of words that keep popping up daily on the Urban Dick! It's a really cool online dictionary."

-- overheard at a watercooler in Chicago, November 12, 2009

submitted by urbandickandharry101 on Nov 15, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Aerospace scientist Larry Silverberg explains how 'Bubbie and Zadie'navigate the world on the first night of Hannukah, etc., with assist from NASA....


North Carolina State University aerospace scientist explains how 'Bubbie and Zadie'
navigate the world on the first night of Hannukah (and all other 7 nights!)
with an assist from NASA space headquarters and other "higher authorities"

For immediate release to global news agencies around the world in time
for Hannukah 2009. which begins on Dec. 21, 2009

RALEIGH, North Carolina -- Did you ever wonder how can two magical (imaginary) Jewish
grandparents navigate around the world all in one night on the
first night of Hannukah, visiting Jewish kids during the
8-day holiday?

[Hannukah begins on Dec. 21 this year and ends on Dec. 29.]

Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. But
they do,
and here's how.


According to Larry Silverberg, a professor of mechanical engineering
and aerospace at North Carolina State University
, with the PR assistance
of Danny Bloom, an American
children's book author who created the characters of "Bubbie and Zadie" in a 1985 picture book published by a major New York firm,
Bubbie and Zadie's trips
take a year of planning and almost everything they know they learned
from Albert Einstein.
[Bubbie and Zadie are YIDDISH terms for grandma
and grandpa.]

Silverberg and Bloom have monitored the Hannukah travels of Bubbie and
Zadie since 1981, when the imaginary couple first started out on their home visit
rounds. Bloom says Bubbie and Zadie use four high-tech systems to visit
children on the first night of Hannukah -- radar, satellites, a
Bubbie-Zadie Cam and the Internet.


On the first night of Hannukah, NASA space headquarters monitors
radar to find out where Bubbie and Zadie are at any
precise moment, according to Bloom, who has worked with the elderly
grandparents for more than a quarter century.


The moment that radar
indicates that Bubbie and Zadie are on their way, word goes out via
NASA's Hannukah Office in Houston and the code word -- "Shalom
Aleichem and Happy Hannukah Dear Children" -- is sent to them in
backwards code: "Children Dear Hannukah Happy And Aleichem Shalom".
Silverberg says a lot of science and engineering know-how goes into
Bubbie and Zadie's Hannukah trips.

He notes that Bubbie and Zadie have a personal pipeline to children's
thoughts and imaginations -- via a Bubbie-Zadie Cam and a listening
antenna that combines
technologies currently used in cellphones and EKGs -- which informs
them, via a sophisticated signal processing system that filters the
data where the children live, and tells them who's ready to light the
menorah and play some dreidel games and when, depending on the time
zone they live in.


"Based on their advanced knowledge of the theory of relativity, which
they picked up from Einstein, Bubbie and Zadie recognize that time can
be stretched like a rubber band, space can be squeezed like an orange
and light can be bent," Silverberg says. "Relativity clouds are
controllable domains - rips in time - that Bubbie and Zadie to embark
on and complete their Hannukah rounds in the blink -- and wink -- of
an eye."

So kids, get ready for a visit from Bubbie and Zadie on the first
night of Hannukah. And if they don't get around to
your home on the first night, rest assured that they also visit kids
on the second and third nights of Hannukah, and on all 8 days of
the holiday, so where-ever you live, there's plenty of time.

"Even if you are on vacation, Bubbie and Zadie can find you," says Bloom.
"We are busy, busy, busy for eight days and eights nights, and there's
hardly any time to sleep or eat, but we love doing this more than
anything else in the world, and we prepare all year for this one week
in the year," Zadie tells Bloom, with Bubbie jokingly adding, with a
good dollop of humor: "What he really means is I prepare, he naps."

So now you know.

"Bubbie and Zadie visit Jewish children on Hannukah
by exploting the space-time continuum," says Silverberg. "Something
they picked up from Einstein, who they knew when they were still
young."

"Einstein understood that space stretches, and that you can stretch
time, compress space and therefore do many thousands of things in one
night, especially on the first night of Hannukah," Silverberg adds.
"He taught Bubbie and Zadie everything they know and they learned it
well."

Bubbie and Zadie's trip takes in all continents and all time zones, according
to Bloom. Adults and children may request a visit by writing to them
by email before the holidays at
bubbie.zadie@gmail.com or by sending a handwritten note to:

Bubbie and Zadie
Space-Time Continuum,
115 Herrick Road,
Garden City, New York 11040.

This is a free, annual program. It's all done in fun, for fun, says
Bloom, now 61.
The book? It's over at Amazon.com, under the title BUBBIE AND ZADIE COME TO MY HOUSE by Daniel Halevi Bloom, go look! The publisher since 2007 is Square One Publishers, a wonderful firm run by Rudy Shur, who rescued bubbie and zadie from OOP oblivion in 2006.

--
For quotes and soundbits from Dr Silverberg, contact him at:

Larry Silverberg,
North Carolina State University
Raleigh, North Carolina
Email: lmsilver@ncsu.edu
Home Page and Daily Calendar:
www.mae.ncsu.edu/homepages/silverberg/indexhome.html
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the Applied Scientist," www.wiley-vch.de

Thursday, November 05, 2009

it's called the nook, lowercase "n", not the Nook, but the "nook"


do i need to spell this out for editors and bloggers like paul biba and james fallows and the new york times (lowercase all)

it's called the nook, lowercase "n", not the Nook, but the "nook"

Why do we need to read magazines and newspapers on screens?


Why do we need to read magazines and newspapers on screens? Is watching a DVD of a movie on a small screen om the back of a seat in an airplane a real movie-going experience? No way. So why do we need e-readers that can "screen" magazines and newspapers for us to read. The real magazine is best. The real newspaper is best. Are we short of paper? No. We do not need these gadgets. Enough already. Let magazines be magazines. Let blogs on screens by blogs. Screens are cool. Ereaders are cool. They have their place. But let's not replace magazines and newspapers. Say it aint so! Let real paper books be real books. Use e-readers like a portable computer screen. Be screeny. Long live screeniness! Use computers and the like for hunting and gathering. Keep paper reading alive. Don't put everything on screens. That is the wrong way to go. (Is anyone listening? Hello, hello! Anybody home?)

"Viral Loop" by Adam Penenberg "opens a window to all our futures"


The praise is coming in from fans of Professor Penenberg's latest book:

"Adam Penenberg's lively book opens a window to all of our futures..."
--Ken Auletta, author of Googled: The End of the World as We Know It


"If you want to understand all things viral, this is the place to start. Penenberg's reporting gives us a ringside seat for some of the biggest viral success stories in history, from Tupperware to Ning."
--Dan Heath, co-author of Made to Stick: Why Some Ideas Survive and Others Die

"One of the most astounding things about the Internet age is how the best advertising is often no advertising at all. Penenberg explains how this works with case studies of products that were designed to spread. Every product can use a dose of this technique; this is one book to get to learn how."
--Chris Anderson, author of Free: The Future of a Radical Price

"...Adam captures the essence of the ever-scaling power of the virus. It's not just for geeks anymore."
--Seth Godin, author of Tribes

"Penenberg discovers the perpetual motion machine for business and marketing... "
--Jeff Jarvis blogger

"Penenberg has unlocked the secret to the most successful digital businesses."--Robert Safian, Editor-in-Chief, Fast Company

"Instead of entrusting your business to a guru with an agenda and a ghostwriter, you should be turning to a journalist like Adam Penenberg, who understands the way media and money interact, has the critical skills to engage with these phenomena in an unbiased fashion, and the technical facility to explain them to you in an entirely engaging way."
--Douglas Rushkoff, author of Media Virus and Life Inc: How the world became a corporation and how to take it back.