''Small people'' got no reason (BP anthem song) - satire, hat tip to Randy Newman of course

''Small people'' got no reason
''Small people'' got no reason
''Small people'' got no reason
To want small answers from me
Or even small answers from big BP

They got small hands
Small eyes
They walk around
Tellin' small kinds of lies
They got small noses
And small small teeth
They wear oil-soaked shoes
On their small small feet

Well, I don't want no ''Small people''
Don't want no ''Small people''
Don't want no ''Small people''
`Round here on my rig



''Small people'' got nobody
''Small people'' got nobody
''Small people'' got nobody
to hear their pleas at BP - (please!)

They got little small legs
That stand so low
On the oil-soaked beach
Where they take their blows
They got small cars
That go ''BP BP BP''
They got small voices
Goin' 'BP BP BP''
They got oily small fingers
And oily small minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no small people
Don't want no ''Small people''
Don't want no ''Small people''
'Round here on my rig....